Posts Tagged ‘5 people’

Boogers

If you have a nose, and it is in working order, you will get boogers. If you have friendships, and they are in working order, your friends will tell you when you have boogers. This is because friends care. When they notice something that threatens your well-being, like a booger threatens the sincerity of a…

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Health is contagious

If the people you spend the most time with all catch a cold, it’s likely that you will also catch a cold. If they all choose to have leafy greens as a side dish, it’s likely that you will too. Maybe not every time, but your decisions of food, exercise, and bedtime probably line up…

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